What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Randomize
