If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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