Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
It's blow job season.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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