Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
vagina is talking i cant
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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