A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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