Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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