happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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