Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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