Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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