Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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