So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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