But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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