Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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