Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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