i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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