Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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