babies were throwing up all over the place
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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