i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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