we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Randomize
