We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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