So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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