I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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