I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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