i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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