I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He's on the porch naked. Help.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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