I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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