When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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