just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I will pee on everything he values.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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