I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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