They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You need Xanax blowdarts
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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