My liver just broke up with me...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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