If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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