in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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