I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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