I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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