I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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