were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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