with your own penis?
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i wish my penis had a tongue
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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