I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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