I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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