Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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