Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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