You made me cry and you don't even care
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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