Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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