Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
as a side note pls kill me
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
