Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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