Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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