quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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