Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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