My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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