Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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