I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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