stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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