no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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