well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
