We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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