just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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