worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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