The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
