we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Holy sore nipples Batman
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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